KPR’s Unpaid Custodian had left the building’s loading door slightly ajar, you see. It was the morning before the KPR Christmas Party. Following the tantalizing aroma of the shrimp ring (which later vanished mysteriously), stray catgirl Azia Wryn blundered into the staff room. She was promptly handed a clipboard by a very distracted Station Manager Don Burrito, accidentally “promoting” her to the role of Unpaid Intern. She spent the next two years randomly wandering the halls seeking the exit while using the clipboard as a coffee tray.

She frequently hijacks an hour of Burrito Time with rock music and coded eye-blinking (until Don notices and shoos her off the air with a squirt bottle).